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Sinopse: Ben e Bill são os dois piores agentes, completamente inúteis - verdadeiros perdedores. Mas quem mais você enviaria em uma missão ultrassecreta super difícil? Os franceses acabam de vender um novo foguete M51 de alta potência aos russos por um valor absurdo. Infelizmente para eles, o foguete foi sequestrado antes que eles pudessem tirá-lo de suas mãos. No entanto, não é qualquer tolo que está à altura de neutralizar essa ameaça, mas apenas os mais loucos e estúpidos deles podem lidar com tal tarefa.

Duração: 01h30m

Data de lançamento: 16 de junho de 2004

Genêros: Aventura, Comédia.

Elenco: Eric Judor, Ramzy Bedia, Édouard Baer, Georgianna Robertson, François Chattot, Didier Flamand, Rossy de Palma, ნინო კირთაძე, François Berland, Inna Zobova...

Le Ciel, les Oiseaux et... ta mère !

Four guys from a Paris housing project fabricate a documentary about drug dealers working in the City of Lights. When a television network falls hook, line, and sinker for the prank video, the foursome are given a free three-week vacation in the upscale resort community of Biarritz. As they interact with both locals and fellow tourists, they learn about love, friendship, racism, and the differences between the rich and the poor.

E Se Vivêssemos Todos Juntos?

Annie, Jean, Claude, Albert e Jeanne são melhores amigos há mais de quatro décadas. Enquanto os dois primeiros e os dois últimos são casados, o do meio é um tremendo solteirão convicto, que não se cansa de aproveitar a vida. Quando a saúde deles começa a piorar e o asilo se apresenta como solução para um deles, surge a ideia de todos morarem juntos. Mas a novidade acaba trazendo a reboque algumas antigas experiências, que irão provocar novas consequências na vida de cada um.

Hors Service

Ils sont cinq tueurs. Francis, le chef, Louis le parano, Victor, l'accro aux series tele, M'sieur, fan de tamagochi et Marchand, dont la femme est la seule certitude. Elle le croit representant en chaussures. Jusqu'au jour ou elle decouvre la verite. Une discussion plus qu'orageuse suit, au cours de laquelle il lui balance un coup de poing d'une telle force qu'elle tombe dans le coma. Marchand est effondre. Il acquiert la conviction que, s'il se rachete, elle se reveillera. Il decide non seulement de raccrocher mais encore de sauver ses hypothetiques victimes.

Iznogoud

In Baghdad the Magnificent reigns Haroun al Plassid, who is the Caliph. There also dwells Iznogoud, who wants to be the Caliph. The irascible Grand Vizier hatches plot after plot to remove his ruler and take his place—melting Djinn, invisibility spell, cursed diamond, voodoo doll… But no amount of cunning or obstinacy can make up for sheer, hilariously bad luck.

Steak

George is the scapegoat of his classmates. One day he cracks and shoots them. His best and only friend Blaise is accused in his place and sentenced to 7 years in a psychiatric hospital. At the day of his release, Blaise realizes he only has one family: his best friend George. But he does not want to hear about his childhood friend, as he tries to integrate with the “Chivers” a gang whose members wear red jackets and boots, drink milk, drive sport trucks and play an incomprehensible and violent game that mixes cricket and mental arithmetic.

Quando Vi Seu Coração

Justine, struggles with commitment, listens to old David Bowie covers, and uses her employer’s private MRI machines to make “X-Ray Art” After a trail of boyfriends, Justine thinks she has found The One, a hunky shoe salesman, but her temporary happiness is thrown when her neurotic 60-year-old Jewish father (Michel Blanc) suffers a delayed midlife crisis and announces that his young second wife is expecting a baby. Justine and her half-sister Dom, who is trying to adopt, are rather annoyed at the news. Coupled with resentment about her father’s absence when she was growing up, causes her to spiral into self-doubt. Overflowing with French charm, Justine gets by with the help of her family, friends, and newly discovered muse.

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